🌈 Zoap (Hybrid)
Flavor Profile: Candy soap, creamy citrus, and floral haze
Effects: Balanced, smooth, and mentally elevated
Overview:
Zoap cleans out the noise. A hybrid that floats between uplift and calm, this strain brings a lucid high with no drag—ideal for focused creativity or high-functioning chill.
🔥 Dante’s Inferno (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Fire-roasted berries, dark gelato, and ash sugar
Effects: Heavy, slow-burning, and mentally immersive
Overview:
Dante’s Inferno sends you down in style—perfect for melting stress, slowing time, and dropping into deep-body sedation. Leave your worries at the gates.
🛢 Greasy Runts (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Funky candy, chemical gas, and diesel glaze
Effects: Sedating, slippery, and mentally glazed
Overview:
Greasy Runts hits thick—no fluff, all fuel. Expect full-body melt, fogged focus, and a ridiculous flavor punch that keeps even seasoned smokers grounded.
🌌 Neon (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Electric lime, sweet static, and zesty kush
Effects: Dreamy, deep, and visually expansive
Overview:
Neon glows in the dark corners of your mind. This indica leans psychedelic—perfect for couch dives, deep playlists, and getting lost in your own universe.
🍊 Bitters (Sativa)
Flavor Profile: Orange rind, herbal sharpness, and crisp citrus peel
Effects: Clean, alert, and emotionally detached
Overview:
Bitters clears the palate and the mind. A sharp, cerebral sativa that lifts mood without the crash. Great for decision-making, movement, or detaching from the noise.
🌀 P Star (Hybrid)
Flavor Profile: Piney funk, sugary haze, and cosmic diesel
Effects: Euphoric, buzzy, and creatively chaotic
Overview:
P Star doesn’t follow rules—it breaks inertia. Expect mood swings into laughter, sudden energy bursts, and a head high that refuses to sit still.
🍩 Apple Fritter (Indica)
Flavor Profile: Baked apple, caramel dough, and gassy frosting
Effects: Heady, calming, and dessert-level satisfying
Overview:
Apple Fritter is pure evening luxury. Great for winding down without tapping out. Heavy in flavor, smooth in vibe—this one’s a staff favorite for a reason.
🍊 Mandarin (Sativa)
Flavor Profile: Juicy orange zest, sweet citrus candy, and haze mist
Effects: Energetic, clear-headed, and sociable
Overview:
Mandarin is sunshine in flower form. A vibrant, smile-inducing sativa that works for wake-and-bake, errands, or getting way too into your playlist.
🍫 Wonka Barz (Sativa)
Flavor Profile: Chocolate candy shell, earthy spice, and vanilla skunk
Effects: Talkative, alert, and playfully creative
Overview:
Wonka Barz is for daydreamers and thinkers. A sativa with strong flavor and a floaty high, it’s perfect for conversations that go deep—or nowhere at all.
🚀 Space Center (Hybrid)
Flavor Profile: Rocket fuel, grapefruit haze, and stardust kush
Effects: Uplifted, weightless, and semi-psychedelic
Overview:
Space Center launches fast and doesn’t land soft. Balanced but bold, it’s great for zoning out, brainstorming, or forgetting what gravity felt like.
